have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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