I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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