More tranny stories later!
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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