I think i peed on brittanys purse
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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