yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
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If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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