physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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