A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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