It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
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Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
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My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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