Who wears a wallet chain?!
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
