scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Use "feeling words"
Yay
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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