You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
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my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
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...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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