i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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