What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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