I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
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I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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