Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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