I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
you will always have a special place in my vag
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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