he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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