i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
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I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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