She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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