been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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