this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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