i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
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I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
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Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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