you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
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Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
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Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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