I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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