3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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