I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
