the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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