Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
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It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
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You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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