Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
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I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
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I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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