you would pick up someone in the library
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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