Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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