i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
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