I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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