Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
he quoted the bible to break up with me
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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