He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
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We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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