We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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