yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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