so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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