id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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