Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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