I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
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I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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