I accidentally burped into my bong.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
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The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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