just come out here and I will go home with you...
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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