i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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