He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
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i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
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Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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