Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
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Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
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It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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