She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
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Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
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I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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