I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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