P.S. I can't hear my feet
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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