Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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