no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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