why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We named our party play list daddy issues
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
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just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
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Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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