Me. At least after what I've been through.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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