I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
