hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
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dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Help. Why am I so naked?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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