It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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