covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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