I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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