Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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