How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
